So You've Decided to Adopt a Zeptonian Baby!

Toasted Cake 253: So You've Decided to Adopt a Zeptonian Baby! by David Steffen

Episode #253! in which we try to raise fully functioning adults.

Whether you are adopting by chance because you found the smoking crater on your property or whether you volunteered for the Zeptonian Childcare Service, congratulations and thank you!

This story first appeared in Podcastle.

David Steffen is a writer, publisher, editor, and software developer. He is the editor of Diabolical Plots and the Long List Anthology series, and he runs The Submission Grinder, a donation-supported website to help writers find publishers for their work. You can find him on twitter @diabolicalplots.

Original airdate: October 18, 2020