Hazelwitch vs Hazelwitch

Toasted Cake 075: Hazelwitch vs Hazelwitch by K. G. Jewell

Episode #75! In which we litigate. 

Marlene Hazelwitch and Doreen Sneed were married on February 14, 2007. Marlene Hazelwitch's kitten, Snuggles, was, with assistance, the ring bearer in the ceremony. 

Cross promotion! This story is simultaneously appearing over at The Mad Scientist Journal, a/o 2013 June 17. 

K.G. Jewell lives and writes in Austin, Texas. He has never lost a cage match. His website, which is rarely updated, is lit.kgjewell.com

Original airdate: June 16, 2013